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The Lumpenproletariat and Money

Have you won a big old lawsuit? Did you have a car wreck which was not your fault and you received a structured settlement… an amount of money too large to be paid out all at one time? Or was the amount rather paltry but still it requires small structured settlements rather than a big old lump of cash? And, even though you agreed to that structured settlement on account of it seemed like a real good idea at the time — do you find yourself now in the predicament of needing cash, right this minute (or in a very short while, thank you very much, wait to apply until after you finish reading this advertisement) and now that structured settlement just doesn’t seem like such a great thing? That the really great thing would be your having all the cash, at one time, in a one lump sum? Did you know you can get that structured settlement money all at once? You can. It’s not hard at all. Someone will be pleased to assist you in all the paperwork and paraphernalia required for such a lump sum. Maybe you want to go to culinary school? Need tuition money? Get a lump sum. (No, lump sum is not #43 on Hop Chow’s menu, it’s a real legal term.) Times change. Your financial needs change and you can get the money  you need… now!

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