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Engelhard Seafood Festival

Yup. It’s the weekend for Big Fun in Eastern North Carolina. It can’t get much larger than the seafood festival atThe Festival Less Traveled, go to Englehard, NC the ass-end of the road less traveled. Engelhard! We’re already there!

The Lawn Mower Pull, scheduled for 1:00 p.m. on the 17th, surely will please the handy-person 4×4 lover in you.

I have to stop there or I will just start ragging on Hyde County, talk about prison-tattooed rednecks singing karaoke on a flat-bed stage… and dirt stomping line dancers in the middle of an unpaved street… and … SwampPundit encourages everyone to go to the Englehard Seafood Festival at least once in their life. Just like the Pantego Mud Run, it must be savored slowly and, for many, only one time.

If it’s raining toad strangler quantities, you’d best stay home. Sorry, Engelhard, but you suck in the rain.

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