I hope the author will forgive me for copying the entire text here, but knowing my current Straw Dog-like situation, I felt it needed to be read.
Publication Date: Wednesday Jul 13, 1994
Nasty neighbors
Taking back our street from noise, rude behavior, trash and crime
by Sally Schuman
One day a couple of months ago, my little boy asked [...]
Chapter 50C.
Civil No‑Contact Orders.
§ 50C‑1. Definitions.
The following definitions apply in this Chapter:
(1) Abuse. – To physically or mentally harm, harass, intimidate, or interfere with the personal liberty of another.
(2) Civil no‑contact order. – An order granted under this Chapter, which includes a [...]
The new web cam is almost fully functional and will offer online live action coverage of part of the Washington NC historic district.
Chapter 1A.
Rules of Civil Procedure.
§ 1A‑1. Rules of Civil Procedure.
The Rules of Civil Procedure are as follows:
Article 1.
Scope of Rules–One Form of Action.
Rule 1. Scope of rules.
These rules shall govern the procedure in the superior and district courts of the State of North Carolina in all actions and proceedings of a civil nature [...]
Chapter 50B.
Domestic Violence.
§ 50B‑1. Domestic violence; definition.
(a) Domestic violence means the commission of one or more of the following acts upon an aggrieved party or upon a minor child residing with or in the custody of the aggrieved party by a person with whom the aggrieved party has [...]
Chapter 15.
Criminal Procedure.
Article 1.
General Provisions.
§ 15‑1. Statute of limitations for misdemeanors.
The crimes of deceit and malicious mischief, and the crime of petit larceny where the value of the property does not exceed five dollars ($5.00), and all misdemeanors except malicious misdemeanors, shall be presented or found by the grand jury within two years after [...]
Chapter 14.
Criminal Law.
SUBCHAPTER I. GENERAL PROVISIONS.
Article 1.
Felonies and Misdemeanors.
§ 14‑1. Felonies and misdemeanors defined.
A felony is a crime which:
(1) Was a felony at common law;
(2) Is or may be punishable by death;
(3) Is or may be [...]
Declaration of Rights
NORTH CAROLINA STATE CONSTITUTION
PREAMBLE
We, the people of the State of North Carolina, grateful to Almighty God, the Sovereign Ruler of Nations, for the preservation of the American Union and the existence of our civil, political and religious liberties, and acknowledging our dependence upon Him for the continuance of those blessings to us and [...]
Chapter 15A.
Criminal Procedure Act.
SUBCHAPTER I. GENERAL.
Article 1.
Definitions and General Provisions.
§§ 15A‑1 through 15A‑100. Reserved for future codification purposes.
§ 15A‑101. Definitions.
Unless the context clearly requires otherwise, the following words have the listed meanings:
(1) Appeal. – When used in a general context, the term “appeal” also includes appellate review [...]
The new city animal control laws are now arriving at gate 17. This is just damn good news for those who live near the southern end of Charlotte St. or who play tennis at the courts at Bug House Park. The pit bulls next to the courts have killed cats, attacked other dogs, and run [...]
It was all fun, but the best was the woman who was told that her psychic couldn’t help her “here” but that an attorney would be necessary.
Seeing Joe Oakley Penland, Jr. in an Orange Jumpsuit with shackles? Damn, he looked insignificant and small… but orange might not be his color…
He’d had a busy week, having [...]
Hats off to Paul Spruill, Beaufort County Manager. Email for Spruill runs 100% in favor of the job he’s doing. Kudos, Congratulations… God bless you for surviving thus far in the hell that is your job.
The Washington Daily News:
The commissioners voted to repeal the ordinance against the explicit advice of County Manager Paul Spruill, [...]
2005 Hurricane Names A pre-season look…
Arlene — She was Uncle Bill’s third wife. He said she was so mean, he had to divorce her twice back in 1967.
Bret — Now he was Cindy’s prom date, remember how he was on the swim team? Nice kid, wonder what ever happened to him. I think [...]
Public Service Announcement
The following bands will not perform on the waterfront in Washington NC today.
Yes
Allman Brothers
Everclear
Live
John Mayer
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Glen Miller Band
Five for Fighting
All other bands will perform as scheduled.
This year’s Stewart Parkway Salute will also feature Spammy the Singing Salmon. Shows at 2,5, and 7 at the north end of the parkway.
***
Now that the [...]
Washington NC
Hi Scott, I fixed the blog. The Endless Chain Pig Club, in a never-ending quest for excellence in reporting what is defin itely the not-news, will begin a new column — What’s Not Happening in Washington. Those who have enjoyed the history of our fair city will also, hopefully, appreciate the non-events [...]
Far be it from me to discourage anyone from coming to Washington NC. We need your money, God knows we need your money. Spend it on geegaws, fruity pies, fried foods, and any number of unnecessary items. Remember, it’s not about NEEDING it, it’s about WANTING it.
Unfortunately, this year’s Master of Ceremonies will not be [...]