Men Who Fight In Long Wars
by Reeve Spencer Kelley
men who fight in long wars
run that risk, of dying
in the stale of repititious news;
the tear, the memory, the pain,
put by for those occasional nights
when there is little else to dream
today, an albino robin
and a quarterback consumed the news;
robin-white-breast and a player
retiring from well paid battles
in a [...]
Well, it’s Turkey-time Past here in Little Washington and all the boys in the bunkhouse are gearing up for a big ol’ party courtesy of Miss Kitty and EllaMelinda from over at the Kozy Korral. They’s bringing Moon Pies and RC Cola w/Bacardi. But rumor has it we’s cooking outdoors tonight. Pork chops, mullet, and [...]
Visit Colin’s webpage.
How can anyone expect some liberal grant-seeking college ed-u-ma-cate-d lost soul to know the truth? If you want your child to learn in a faith-based environment, send them to private school. It’s your right. Do it. Get them away from the godless heathens. Hurry!!!! Run!!!!! Quick!!!!! We’ll hold the door open for [...]
Most of the information regarding the tire slashing incident for which Joe Pendley formerly of Possum Track Road was arrested have been removed from the site, as have the photographs. This has been done at Pendley’s request.
Let’s get back to Washington NC and politics at hand. How about that David Moore resignation?
Slashing 9 tires on 4 cars is a lesser crime than stealing ginseng off someone else’s property — in NC. Wow. Now that’s progressive.
§ 14-79. Larceny of ginseng.
If any person shall take and carry away, or shall aid in
taking or carrying away, any ginseng growing upon the lands of
another person, with intent [...]
Fuck the South commentary.
Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leeching, Confederate-flag-waving, holier- than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.
And no, you can’t have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.
Apparently, lots of people feel are angry at the south. Hmmmmm. Go figure. Think the in-your-face [...]
New issue, November 2004, online now.
The Dead Mule.
Email from a friend:
I’m home sick today. I feel like death warmed over. It is the same thing that is going around up here. I can’t afford to be home because I don’t have that much sick time but I can’t go to work either. Oh well…it’s just time.
I’m irrationally pissed [...]
Okay, here’s a Valerie MacEwan original –
John Kerry; “In case of the rapture, can I have the White House?”
See, I told you I was genius.
Conversation overheard in a personal injury attorney’s office:
He’s selling the pop-up camper, wants to buy Muscovie Ducks and raise ‘em… No, in the side yard. Where Mama used to have her chicken coop. They won’t fit in the coop, though.
When the police got to Bill’s Hot Dogs, they found him sitting in his car. Officer [...]
The people who live in Beaufort County are now officially the stupidest citizens in the United States. Fucking morons… illiterate retarded cretins who get what they deserve — Hood Richardson and his rude ass arrogant rude Muslim-hating, Jew baiting, dog shit eating big bellied fear mongering bigoted ways.
Bitter? Who me?? I’m not bitter and I’m [...]
Here in Craphole (that’s the f sound like in physics) NC, voters are marching to the polls in record numbers.
Citizens for a Challenged Majority are standing clipboard-ready with questions for all who enter the voting area.
“Do you now or have you ever worn a really big belt buckle? If so, go back to your [...]
Well, it ain’t Vote or Die but it’s awful close. Are you better off today than you were 4 years ago?